Really Expensive Jewelry


A lady walks into an exclusive 5th Avenue jewelry shop. She browses around, spots a breathtaking diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.

As she bends over to look more closely, she inadvertently breaks wind.  Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn’t appear quite yet…but as she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a humorless, and extremely elegant salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, “Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?” Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may not have been there at the time of her little ‘accident’, she asks, “Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?”

He answers, “Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you’re absolutely going to shit yourself when I tell you the price.”

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