Gentle Thoughts for Today

-Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

-When I’m feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor’s dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

-A penny saved is a government oversight.

-The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

-The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

-Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are ‘ XL?

-If you think there is good in everybody, you haven’t met everybody.

-If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

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One Response

  1. thanks for the chuckle

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